Wednesday, 18 July 2018

Wargames Wasteland HQ (Part 4 - Table frames complete)

A big step - we have completed building the frames that will support our games table.

All four frames have been bolted together. The intention has always been that this should be built such that it could be dismantled and moved should I ever need to do so. The last thing I want to do is to put something together that I'd need to trash the shed to move!

It's not perfect - there are slight differences in levels here and there so some planing and sanding will be required to smooth it all out. But it's solid - there's no give or wobble.

More Workshop stuff:

Monday, 9 July 2018

Blood Bowl: Humans (Garroting'em Forest - Part 2 - Blitzers)

When I first painted this team, about 200 years ago, they were largely painted white, with orange armour and some blue fiddly bits. The orange was very washed out and they were a bit flat and uninteresting.

But I like the blue/orange combination, so this time around I decided to make that the featured colour scheme, and this is what I ended up with:

Here are my Blitzers:

More Garroting'em Forest stuff:

Blood Bowl: Humans (Garroting'em Forest - Part 3 - Catchers)

Today I present the penultimate portion of my first Human Blood Bowl team; the Catchers.

It's a general rule with me that - for reasons unknown - it takes me longer to do Blood Bowl teams than any other model type. Never worked out why. They're finished to the same sort of standard as everything else I do, so it's not that I'm going any further with them, they just tend to drag on a bit.

Which is probably why I don't do them very often. Maybe one team per year.

Anyway - here are my Catchers:

More Garroting'em Forest stuff:

Blood Bowl: Humans (Garroting'em Forest - Part 1 - Linemen)

Garroting'em Forest - a pun on the English soccer team "Nottingham Forest" with a soupcon of violence added 'cos this is Blood Bowl!

These are more of my antique models, repainted as I can now do far better than I did first time around (25+ years ago!). That said, there's something about these models that I struggled with. I don't know why, but on the whole I'm dissatisfied with them. I'm also a little burnt out on them, so I think they will stay as they are. I won't revisit them again.

And as they are antiques, things have inevitably evolved around them.

Back when these guys were made, Humans could field Kickers and Blockers as well as the Blitzers, Throwers, Catchers and Linemen that they can field these days.

So I've re-purposed Blockers as Linemen and Kickers as Throwers.

So, for your viewing pleasure, Old-style Blockers:

Old-style Linemen:

And the collected Linemen of Garroting'em Forest:

More Garroting'em Forest stuff:

Wednesday, 27 June 2018

Warhound Titan Revamp - Part 1 (Turbo Laser Phase 1)

Late last year I made a new year's resolution. I'm determined (but overdue) to stick to it.

A decade ago I scratch-built a Warhound Titan. Back then my modelling skills were not what they are now (and they ain't that great now!) and neither was my painting (ditto).

So I decided to dig it out, and smarten it up. That is to say "I'm going to dump a can of Nurgle all over it." so that it can become the focal point of my Nurgle-themed Knight army.

I've decided to start on a manageable piece and selected one of the two weapons I built - a Titan Turbo Laser.

It originally looked like this:


And now, part-way through the renovation, it looks like this:
One side

Other side


I'm not done yet - I feel that it needs more detail. I don't want to go too mental on it, though, as when I get to the main Titan carapace I need to be able to scale up whatever I do here. Pipes and tubes - I think that's what it needs.

Stay tuned.

Monday, 25 June 2018

Wargames Wasteland HQ (Part 3)

Another frame down! One more to go.

Once we get the fourth frame built, we can bolt them togther in order to square everything up and then it's off to the DIY Store to grab the MDF to make the shelves, tabletops and modular tiles.

This is getting real now!

I'm hoping to get him involved in actually playing the games too!

More Workshop stuff:

Monday, 18 June 2018

Wargames Wasteland HQ (Part 1)

I'm FINALLY getting around to setting up a dedicated Wargames space! It's an exciting project for me.

A couple of years ago I purchased an 8' x 12'' shed with the specific intention of setting up a haven at home where I could work, play and store my stuff. My long-suffering wife has put up with boxes of my junk for long enough and sanctioned the spend - she's amazing, by the way.

So, the shed was deployed in it's LZ and I set to work sorting it out. I lined the walls and ceiling with insulating foam, covered the foam with hardboard sheets and put up a couple of shelves. I put down some old carpet that had been removed from a room we redecorated, then all hell broke loose at home due to a close relative falling ill. My shed became a bit of a dumping ground, was filled with non-"me" stuff and that's how it has sat for the last two years.

A couple of weeks back I got back into it - I finished building the shelves I'd started and had a bit of a sort-out, unboxing a lot of stuff and putting it on said shelves to make some floor-space re-appear.

This weekend - with some invaluable help from my 11-year-old son - I have started work on constructing a games table. Now, I'm no carpenter. My building skills start to fail in direct proportion to the size of the object I'm building. Give me a broken Land Raider, an X-Acto and some plasticard and I'll fix it up just fine. Give me a couple of meters of pine, a hand-saw and some screws and I'll see you when I get out of hospital. You'll no doubt notice that the hardboard lining on my shed is less than precise.

So, my plan is to construct a 6' x 4' gaming surface. To support it I am building four 3' x 2' frames. These will double as a storage space with a shelf being beneath the table. Why four frames? Two reasons:
  1. I may want to be able to move this thing at some point and having four smaller frames will make that easier.
  2. I want a solid center to the table and the center of this will be where the four corners of the four frames all meet so should be pretty solid and able to bear some weight, which the shelf underneath will need to do.

Here's the completed first frame with the aforementioned 11-year-old. No tabletop or shelf in place yet:

The miniature of whom I am most proud: My son, Noah

I've got some great ideas for home-made double-sided modular gaming tiles - more on that in a few weeks when I've finished building the other three frames and got the shelf and playing surface in place.

More Workshop stuff:

Wargames Wasteland HQ (Part 2)

Work continues on my wargames table project.

The second of the four supporting frames has been completed and work on the third is underway.

I'm getting excited now at the fact that this is becoming a reality and that I'll soon be able to start making the tiles and some scenery pieces!

More news as it comes in.
My apprentice Wargames Table Builder, Noah
More Workshop stuff:

Tuesday, 5 June 2018

Stormcast Eternals - Part 5 (What's next)

Now then - a good question.

I've got a quarter-full rattlecan of black primer and am itching to get some paint on these guys that I've been building up recently. In addition I've got a few more bits and bobs on the way too (more Palladors and a couple of Retributors) to flesh out this force.

Not enough paint to paint them all, so I'll pick & choose a few units, get spraying and then start laying down real paint.

Stay tuned!

Pictured above are:

  • 1 x Lord Celestant on Dracoth,
  • 12 x Prosecutors,
  • 25 x Liberators,
  • 3 x Palladors,
  • 5 x Hunters.

More Stormcast Eternals stuff:

Friday, 1 June 2018

Scenery: Crashed Ork Gunship

I came across an interesting supplier a few weeks ago - Amera Plastic Mouldings.

These guys manufacture scenic items for wargames and other scale-modelling based hobbies.

They have pros and cons.
  • Pros: Dirt cheap. Really, really cheap.
  • Cons: They use a vacuum-moulding process so the level of detail in the models isn't at all high.

I like the pro, and I don't really mind the con. I'm painting it anyway and will also be adding basing and some texturing which will tart it up no end.

So anyway, I picked up a few bits:
  • A Sci-Fi redoubt,
  • A crashed gunship,
  • A ruined gothic cathedral

And the whole bundle, including shipping, cost me less than £20.

I'll be working my way through prepping them all, one-by-one, in-and-around doing other projects as time goes by.

First up, the crashed gunship. It's not a W40K specific model, but is clearly 28mm scale and looks a bit sci-fi so I've gone with the notion of painting it to match my Orks:

More Ork stuff:

Thursday, 31 May 2018

BattleReport: Tau vs. Astra Militarum

First weekend in May 2018 gave me and my good friend Mike our first opportunity in four years(!) to get together for a game of Warhammer 40K.

We both live in very different parts of the country and would meet up at a vaguely central location (Warhammer World in Nottingham) a couple of times each year to catch up and do some gaming. Real life has been a sticking point for the last few years so this has been impossible for us.

However, we're back in the game now.

This was our first opportunity to play the 8th Edition rules, with 7th Ed. having entirely passed us by. We made loads of mistakes, learned a bunch of stuff and had a ball. Here's how it went.

The Forces:

1250 Points Astra Militarum (me):
  • 1 x Lord Commander,
  • 1 x Lord Commissar,
  • 4 x Ogryns (inc. Bonehead)
  • 3 x Infantry squads (inc. Grenade Launchers, voxcasters)
  • 3 x Armoured Sentinels with Plasma Cannons
  • 3 x Armoured Sentinels with Multi Lasers
  • 3 x Scout Sentinels with Heavy Flamers
  • 1 x HellHound with Flamer and Inferno Cannon
  • 1 x Chimera with Multi Laser and Heavy Bolter
  • 1 x Valkyrie with Multi Laser, Rocket Pods and Heavy Bolters
  • 1 x Heavy Support squad with 2 x LasCannons and 1 x AutoCannon

1250 Points Tau (Mike):
  • 1 x O'Shova
  • 1 x Aun'va
  • 1 x XV-104 Riptide with  (with 2 x Plasma Rifles and 1 x thingybob)
  • 3 x XV-8 BattleSuits with Plasma Rifles and Missile Pods
  • 3 x Fire Warrior squads
  • 2 x Devilfish
  • 2 x Drone squadrons (3 x Gun Drones, 1 x Markerlight Drone)
The mission played denoted a short-edge - short-edge deployment style. The Astra Militarum had slightly more scenery of their end of the table than the Tau. This meant that Mike was able to deploy slightly closer to his line than I was. He placed one unit of Fire Warriors atop a scenery piece and deployed the other two in Devilfish.
Aun'va in cover behind building "2", Fire Warriors on top of it.

XV-8 Battlesuits on the right flank, XV-104 on the left.

I deployed a Heavy Weapons team in my Valkyrie, an infantry squad in the Chimera and placed everything else as close to my deployment line as possible, intending to spearhead with the Sentinels and Chimera.

The mission dictated that VPs would be earned for each unit destroyed, the death of the enemy commander, first blood and having a presence in the enemy deployment zone at the end of the game.

Astra Militarum got the first turn.

Turn 1:

The Imperials move up. This is an indicator of the way the game was going to go. It had been such a long time since I'd played, a new ruleset and a chance to field two armies (that I'm proud of creating) that I found all logical thought, planning and control just leaked out of my ears and I basically declared a "Waaaaggghhh!" and moved right in there.

My Commissar and Ogryns used the Dagger of Tu'Sakh to deploy behind enemy lines, the Valkyrie nipped round the back of the Tau Lines too. The Valkyrie opened up with everything it had on the Tau infantry on top of "Building 2" wiping them out to a man. The Commissar and Ogryns fired off a few shots, but barely scratched paint. The Plasma-wielding Sentinels moved up and started what was to be a long-game of bullet-tennis with the Riptide (they would spend the entire game standing and shooting at each other). Imperial Infantry moved up using cover of the buildings.

Mike had the Tau play things more cautiously. His battlesuits on his right flank summarily disposed of the threat of the Ogryns, wiping them out to a man and wounding the Commissar. I'd been foolish to have dropped them in when and where I did, but as I said I was totally gung-ho on the day. If my recollection is correct, the Tau declined any further movement on Turn 1. The Riptide returned fire from the Sentinels, but to little avail. 

The table after turn 1

Turn 2:

The Imperials continued in the same vein: Move up, shoot. The Valkyrie backed off a little ready to deploy a payload of troops in Turn 3. Less harm was done this turn overall.

The Tau started to take the fight to the Imperials, however. The BattleSuits wiped out the Commissar whilst the riptide returned fire on the Armoured Sentinels. Drones advanced and poured fire into the advancing Hellhound, but did no damage (they did, however, provide an obstacle for the advancing tank which is by nature a close-assault vehicle. Therefore they effectively stalled it's advance).

A unit of Fire Warriors is deployed from the Devilfish on the Tau right flank, forming a firing line opposing the advancing Sentinels and Chimera.

I like Sentinels

I like Sentinels a lot

Look carefully - the guardsman in the centre of the photo is a Beastman!

The Guard and the Commander seek an elevated vantage point

Turn 3:

This was my "dumb turn". I deployed a Heavy Weapons team out of the Valkyrie. The Tau General, O'Shova killed it. For some reason instead of staying back and shooting, I charged the Tau infantry on the Tau right flank with my Sentinels. Sentinels are rubbish in close combat. I think I killed just one Warrior but took a couple of wounds in return. I did manage to get rid of the four Drones that were harassing the HellHound.

In return the unit atop the tower in the centre of the table took heavy casualties from fire from Drones and Devilfish.

The Riptide and Sentinels continued trading fire, the Sentinels causing more damage than the Riptide.
    I can see your house from here

    The Tau perspective

    Watch those Sentinels!

    Told you to watch those Sentinels!

    Heavy weapons grav-chute out of the Valkyrie

    The Imperial perspective

    Turn 4:

    Realising my mistake with the Sentinels who I'd put in close combat with the Fire Warriors, I pulled them out of the fight and instead moved them further towards the Tau back line. They joined forces with the Chimera on Mike's right flank and started throwing multi-laser shots at the Battlesuits.

    I'd made another mistake in the previous turn which was that I'd failed to disembark a unit of guardsmen from the aforementioned Chimera on Mike's right flank. They deployed this turn and started shooting at the Fire Warriors that the Sentinels had retreated from. Several were killed in the firefight.

    This was not a turn that was entirely slanted towards Imperial victory, however. The Tau wiped out the Imperial general and the remainder of the infantry squad that were ensconced in the tower. Having wiped out the Imperials behind their lines, O'Shova and Aun'va joined the melee in the middle of the table by physically assaulting the Hellhound.

    The Riptide took some fairly heavy damage from the continued plasma rain from the Sentinels. I think it was this turn that pushed the Riptide into a less performant mode due to damage.

    Turn 5:

    Turn 5 is where the Imperial Imperials, as opposed to the Tau Imperials, cemented their victory. What had been a fairly steady push forward became decisive. The Hellhound and Sentinels nearest O'Shova and Aun'va managed to score significant wounds on the Tau leaders. The Chimera and Sentinels continued firing on the Battlesuits and again did real damage. The guardsmen engaged with the Fire Warriors also did significant harm to their foes. On the other side of the table, the Sentinels with the plasma weapons again knocked bits off the riptide. Other Imperial models tried without much success to damage Devilfish.

    The Tau didn't go down easy: The Riptide broke away from its firefight with the Setinels, having had very little effect on them throughout the battle. It turned its attention to the Valkyrie which had been harassing the Tau back-line all the way through the game. Damage *was* done, but too little, too late. The Fire warriors returned fire on the guardsmen taking a few down, whilst the Battlesuits fought back against the advancing Sentinel/Chimera, again causing some damage.
      I must stop taking photos of Sentinels...

      The center of the action 
      The dice was rolled according to the mission brief - we were going to a 6th turn.

      Turn 6:

       And it's all over  for the Tau. In the Imperial turn, the Valkyrie put some distance between itself and the advancing Riptide and joined the fray in the action hot-spot. Joining forces with the two unit of Sentinels on that side of the table and alongside the Hellhound, they together manage to take out Aun'va and O'Shova. The remaining guardsmen finish off the Fire Warriors.

      Mike (the Tau Emperor), without taking his turn, declared defeat. If my recollection is correct, all that remained of the Tau force at this point was the two Devilfish and the debilitated Riptide.

      The 'tide has turned. Literally - it's facing the other way!


      What a hoot! But we made so many mistakes!

      First, I think it's fair to say that we found Warhammer World a slightly frustrating place to game in. We've been there many times before, but this was our first visit in several years and the whole place had been refitted in order to massively expand the GW store and also to fit a ForgeWorld store in.

      That has reduced the gaming area to something like 1/3 the size it used to be. We'd booked a table well in advance, so that wasn't an issue, but it was a little more cramped than before, a heck of a lot louder and there was one other major frustration: The gaming hall's air-conditioning is mental! It was blowing our paperwork all over the place.

      The game itself was our first go with 40K 8th Edition. So much time had passed since we last managed to get together that we'd completely skipped 7th edition. We made a horrible amount of errors, including:

      • I totally forgot to get my Astra Militarum general to issue any orders,
      • I forgot that my squad leaders had boltguns,
      • We got the overwatch rules wrong for flamer-equipped troops (we rolled for 6's instead of auto-hitting),
      • We forgot all about Kau'yon and Mont'ka rules for the Tau,
      • I didn't appreciate how much more solid vehicles and walkers are under the new rules and as a result I didn't give the best weapons load-out to the armies when building the lists. That made it almost impossible for either of us to do any significant amount of damage to each others' vehicles.
      Did we enjoy ourselves? Yes,
      Was it great to see Mike again after all these years? Yes
      Are we going to do it again? Damn right - later this year. Age of Sigmar (which again, neither of us has played before. My Stormcast versus a Nurgle force Mike is working on).

      Can't wait!

      My good friend and Tau General, Mike.

      Thanks, Mike - great game!

      Wednesday, 16 May 2018

      Tau: Aun'Va

      This unit gave me gyp!

      The Aun'Va model hasn't changed much over the years, except that it was originally moulded from metal, rather than the FineCast stuff that's around these days.

      This is one of the metal models.

      I took the same approach that I have with the rest of this army: No Metallic colours and every model should feature some airbrushing. I also wanted it to blend with the rest of the army and as such I decided to vary from the traditional colour scheme for Aun'Va and use the same pale blue recipe I'd cooked the rest of my army in.

      Traditionalists: don't moan at me. I won't be listening.

      The gyp? Simple - I found that handling these models was enough to rub paint off as I was working with them. It got very frustrating very quickly.

      More Tau-related stuff:
      Tau family album:

      Thursday, 10 May 2018

      Tau: Drones (2 of 3)

      Here is the second of my three units of Tau Drones.

      Being a bunch of reconditioned models bought for cheap off eBay, these guys needed a bit of work.

      If you are keen-eyed, you will spot another home-made Markerlight drone and also a drone with a home-made antenna.

      I know many people would find these sorts of hack-jobs aesthetically unsatisfying or just too fussy to actually do, but I've found a few things over my time:

      1. Most people don't notice the hacks unless you point them out,
      2. Doing the hacks is actually quite fun (unless you have hundreds to do),
      3. It saves me a boatload of cash.

      Point 1) occasionally makes me wonder if the amount of work we do on our models from one day to the next is even worth it if nobody's looking closely enough to notice them.

      Of course it is!

      More Tau-related stuff:
      Tau family album:

      Tuesday, 8 May 2018

      Tau: Battlesuits (1 of 2)

      Something else that was sorely missing from my Tau army was Battlesuits. Aside from my XV-104 Riptide I had none (I counted them. Twice). Like most of my armies - I'd done a huge collecting job, consigned them to boxes and then run out of steam/time/interest/money and by the time I needed to paint them something else had my attention.

      But with a game on the horizon, something needed to be done. So I did it!

      Monday, 30 April 2018

      Tau: Drones (1 of 3)

      No Tau army would be complete without some drones tagging along and my army has been drone-free for far too long!

      With a game on the horizon (woohoo!) I needed to do something about that and to that end have painted up a bunch of drones to adorn my vehicles and mix things up a bit with some nasty Manta-strikes!

      I've said it before and I'll say it again - I'm a cheapskate, skinflint, miserly penny-pincher. For that reason you'll find that the majority of my models are reconditioned bits of other people's cast-off junk. You may even notice that - front-and-center in the photo below - is a home-made markerlight drone.

      More Tau-related stuff: